Quote Originally Posted by Ayen View Post
The pig thing is hilarious.

At one point during a play session of Rise of the Tomb Raider, I was jumping out of the way of enemy fire and fell right back into the spike pit.



I was showing those punks how to properly kill someone since they were so bad at it.
I REALLY did not want to see that. The death cutscenes in the first one were bad enough. Metal pole through neck, anyone? Tree branch through abdomen? I think I still have nightmares. I don't want to see that.

Anyway, the worst fail isn't mine, it's Mr. Carny's. I was playing the Overlord DLC in Mass Effect 2, and I was going through a standard enemy encounter. It was going slowly, because I'm really cautious by nature and don't like getting hurt, and he was watching me impatiently because it was admittedly boring to watch. Eventually, I was down to the last guy, but he was around a corner and so could attack me suddenly, so I was being more cautious. Mr. Carny wanted to just finish the fight, so he asked for the controller. I agreed, because why not and he was yapping at me to hurry up, and gave him the controller.

He promptly attempts to rush round the corner towards the guy (I was playing adept, hardly a close combat class), and gets promptly flamethrowered. He wasn't expecting it, and didn't backstep enough and died. Now I hate seeing my character die on screen, so I think I lashed out at him for awhile, I was seriously pissed. I'm still annoyed by it now. I mean, it was one guy left! So what if I going slow!