The following is a very important question. The question to end all questions, so I expect everyone to be super ultra mega serious in answering. No fun will be had in this thread as we answer this most important of questions! Okay, here's the question:

You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?

No laughing! Tis srs.