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    Default If you were a video game

    What kind of video game would you be, and what system would you have been on?

    I would be a 2D side-scrolling action game exclusive to the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. I would have had a few rocky bumps on the 32X , Sega CD, and Saturn before redeeming myself on the Dreamcast. Then jump shift to the PlayStation after Sega stopped making consoles, but still be published by teh Sega goodness.

    Your turn.

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    Slice of life simulator on PS3.

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    id be on the Borebox 4 U. all you do is sit playing games
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    I'd be a visual novel detailing my life story. On Steam and PlayStation consoles for $9.99 or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin View Post
    Slice of life simulator on PS3.
    I'd play that, and make you do gardening.

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    oculus rift weird sex game

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    An outdated music simulation game that people only ever play anymore if they're drunk.

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    I'd probably be some weird, RPG/rhythm game/adventure game hybrid. You'd level up by solving puzzles that require both cleverness and excellent timing.

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    Goat simulator.

    Of course, I kid.........

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    I'd probably be terrible homebrew game on an old console, or a flappy bird clone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayen View Post
    What kind of video game would you be, and what system would you have been on?

    I would be a 2D side-scrolling action game exclusive to the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. I would have had a few rocky bumps on the 32X , Sega CD, and Saturn before redeeming myself on the Dreamcast. Then jump shift to the PlayStation after Sega stopped making consoles, but still be published by teh Sega goodness.

    Your turn.

    I would be a turn based RPG set in a lush environment with sublime castles and dragons and brave Sir Knights whose arms I could swoon into. On the PS2

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    Age of Empires, but instead of building cities it's just hoards of women building ways to slay the patriarchy while screaming about our bleeding vaginas and biological clocks.

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    I've been thinking about this, and I honestly don't have a clue? Does that mean I'm a puzzle game? I would have pictured myself the buff athlete in the hockey franchise. Guess I can't win them all.

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    A story-driven RPG with a detailed skill system, character-driven narrative, and fetiahy character designs for all genders.



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    That series that started off strong but after the 2nd or 3rd title lost the plot and now is struggling to survive. I guess like Sonic ? ..... I'm Sonic.

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