We like to do everything differently from the rest of the world, practicality be damned! We took your language, your sports, and adapted it to service... us

In Kansas though? Uhh... We have corn? Yes, corn, and mountain-less skyline. Hrm. Wheat Jesus also watches you masturbate. Yes, yes. Freya knows what I'm talking about. Hm...

Oh and we share a city with Missouri, and have tourism... for some reason. I-I don't know why anyone would visit here. I really don't.