Hey guys, long time Yuna believer here. I just wanted to say this list works!

Last year I sued my parents for not being more wealthy, and I've used the settlement amount to hire my own personal trainer. Right now they have me training by cracking open walnuts between my ass cheeks.

Between Vaan's ab workout, Sabin's suplex program, and Yuna's derriere methods, I'm a finely chiseled, Greek god. I'm finally ready to oil up and slap on that banana hammock for this year's beach trip.