Originally Posted by
sharkythesharkdogg
As amazingly funny as the idea of a conga line related injury is, I'll have to guess #1.
#1 I once managed to close-line myself with a low hanging vine off of a tree while traveling at a pretty high rate of speed on a 4-wheeler (quad). It pulled me off, into the air, and I landed pretty hard/was momentarily unconscious. I had a pretty nasty wound around my neck, and a bruised esophagous. It hurt to swallow.
#2 I once tried to jump into the back of a moving truck with my friends while trying to speed away from sort of shenanigans. I missed and had to hold onto the tail gate, getting drug about 100-150 feet, until they stopped. I had shorts on. My shins were ruined for a few weeks.