David and Juliette visit to Peru was not without incident. The crossing from Bolivia was troublesome but somehow they had made it through. After spending the night at a cheap hostel in Desaguadero, they had made their way up to the nearby City of Puno and were planning on attending a traditional Peruvian haut, or 'masked festival'. David wore his best shirt and a pair of navy trousers whilst Juliette favoured her favourite blouse and dark jeans.
On approach to the festival, they were stopped by a member of security outside the building.
"Is there a problem?" asked David.
"There most certainly is!" replied the security man, gesturing to Juliette. "She can't wear jeans, this is a Formalhaut!"

(SPOILER)Jesus titty-f***ing Christ, that was awful.