You're being deported and have been told you're going to be sent to one of four countries. To which do you go?
You're being deported and have been told you're going to be sent to one of four countries. To which do you go?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
As my status as a bisexual man in an open gay relationship, I think I'm done for either way, if I'm honest.
they are all in conflict but the one ive heard nothing about is Somalia
Give me North Korea. At least you walk in knowing their leader is full of trout. Plus they will make sure you eat at least once a week. Plus there is a very low crime rate there.
North Korea is the only one that gives you a chance to keep on living. In the other countries the wrong person will find out you're there eventually and murder you.
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For people who don't know much about Somolia it is a country without laws. Warlords terrorize the land and pirates condem the sea. Not a very nice place to go. Join an army or watch everyone you love die. They have to join the army too.
I'll go to Syria and chill with the Russians.
The problem with North Korea, is the fact that you can't really escape without great difficulty and risk. All of the countries are awful to live in, but the one that is 'most escapable' is definitely one of my considerations.
North Korea for me. I'd become the Jafar to Kim Jong's Sultan.
"My life is but to serve you my lieeege"
What the heck! I didn't pick Syria. It's supposed to be North Korea! Is there a way to change this
Everyone in my estate seems to be running off for holy war in Syria at the moment so maybe I might follow them and see what the fuss is all about.
there was a picture here
Huh?! Everyone that picked North Korea neglected to consider the fact that Kim has been executing people on the regular. It's believed that he just recently executed one of his most trusted advisors for creating a "clique". Clearly, he was afraid of someone of notoriety garnering a "following" of any size that could threaten his position. Too many "friends" on Facebook, followers on Twitter, you're getting the axe.
If I'm going to be deported, I've got options (I've got the option of Canadian citizenship, as well as a couple Central American countries). So, fuq those other places.