Huh?! Everyone that picked North Korea neglected to consider the fact that Kim has been executing people on the regular. It's believed that he just recently executed one of his most trusted advisors for creating a "clique". Clearly, he was afraid of someone of notoriety garnering a "following" of any size that could threaten his position. Too many "friends" on Facebook, followers on Twitter, you're getting the axe.

If I'm going to be deported, I've got options (I've got the option of Canadian citizenship, as well as a couple Central American countries). So, fuq those other places.