View Poll Results: Where would you rather live?

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  • North Korea

    8 50.00%
  • Iraq

    3 18.75%
  • Somalia

    3 18.75%
  • Syria

    2 12.50%
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    You're being deported and have been told you're going to be sent to one of four countries. To which do you go?
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    As my status as a bisexual man in an open gay relationship, I think I'm done for either way, if I'm honest.


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    they are all in conflict but the one ive heard nothing about is Somalia

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    Give me North Korea. At least you walk in knowing their leader is full of trout. Plus they will make sure you eat at least once a week. Plus there is a very low crime rate there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    They don't really allow you to choose which country you're being deported to.
    I think it was more of a hypothetical than a genuine belief in the deportation system.


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    North Korea is the only one that gives you a chance to keep on living. In the other countries the wrong person will find out you're there eventually and murder you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    They don't really allow you to choose which country you're being deported to.
    I think it was more of a hypothetical than a genuine belief in the deportation system.
    Yeah. Desert Island question.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    For people who don't know much about Somolia it is a country without laws. Warlords terrorize the land and pirates condem the sea. Not a very nice place to go. Join an army or watch everyone you love die. They have to join the army too.

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    I'll go to Syria and chill with the Russians.

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    North Korea for me!

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    The problem with North Korea, is the fact that you can't really escape without great difficulty and risk. All of the countries are awful to live in, but the one that is 'most escapable' is definitely one of my considerations.


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    North Korea for me. I'd become the Jafar to Kim Jong's Sultan.

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    What the heck! I didn't pick Syria. It's supposed to be North Korea! Is there a way to change this

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    Everyone in my estate seems to be running off for holy war in Syria at the moment so maybe I might follow them and see what the fuss is all about.


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    Huh?! Everyone that picked North Korea neglected to consider the fact that Kim has been executing people on the regular. It's believed that he just recently executed one of his most trusted advisors for creating a "clique". Clearly, he was afraid of someone of notoriety garnering a "following" of any size that could threaten his position. Too many "friends" on Facebook, followers on Twitter, you're getting the axe.

    If I'm going to be deported, I've got options (I've got the option of Canadian citizenship, as well as a couple Central American countries). So, fuq those other places.

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