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Mario has a passion for castles. He often visits them with friends discussing the architecture, decoration and themes. Judging by the lava pit in the entrance hall, the main theme seems to be 'death to all visitors'. How very twelfth century.
Aaah, a challenge! Time to prove myself a worthy challenger to the owner of this fine establishment.
A quick bump of the block and then up on top of it before...
Ahh.
Now suffering from a slightly bruised ego, Mario's second attempt at the challenge was a success. He waited a few seconds to admire the ocean-grey coloured brickwork. "Military grey would have been the better choice" he thought.
Now this is smurfing ridiculous. I mean, what would you do if you had to get up in the middle of the night for a glass of milk? "Hang on. Did I remember to turn off the swinging fire... AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Brilliant. Put them on the smurfing floor as well. This is only a guess, but I reckon the staff turnover in this castle is incredibly high.
This guy really doesn't like visitors. One can only assume that Bowser has lots of visits from Religious Representatives spreading the word of God. Asking him to repent his sins whilst simultaneously contributing money so the church can continue brainwashing vulnerable young people.
Surely just a sign would have sufficed.
Ooh, secret blocks! That have entirely no purpose! Although it does allow Mario a chance to partake in the daredevil extreme sport... Jump Up At An Invisible Block At The Same Time A Fireball Passes And Try Not To Die. This is also known by it's acronym... Jubilee Santa Donut. Don't check that acronym. Trust me, it's right.
Mario was once told something that stuck with him forever. "Every so often, you must take a leap of faith. Otherwise, you will never truly know how far you can go."
F***ing bible sellers. Maybe he should put a sign up too, Mario thought.
Ahhh, the sweet headache of success!
Mario was close now to his first sighting of Bowser! Or...one of the Bowsers. I had a very specific screenshot I wanted to achieve for this shot. Bowser mid-jump, a burst of fire flying just over Mario's head!
I realised all too quickly that this was a very stupid idea.
Mario was undeterred by this. He had suffered shrinkage in the past... as he said to the girl that day, he was tired and it was very cold.
Mario leaps to the poorly-designed elevator above Bowser's head. Seriously, what the hell would he use this for??
Again, what were the castle architects thinking?
"And this, Bowser, is the main bedroom"
"The floor is interesting" noted Bowser.
"Yes" said the architect. "It's a retractable drawbridge over a pit of lava."
"Is that not a bit dangerous for a main bedroom?" asked Bowser.
"As long as you don't press that easily-pressable switch on the wall."
Yes, I think we all know this s**t is gonna get old real quick.
Join us next time when Mario gets some worrying results from the sexual health clinic.
Last edited by Bubba; 02-08-2016 at 11:25 PM.
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