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82 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Isafaro, euthanasia is legal.

Yay?

82 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Isafaro, elections have been outlawed.

Now, in light of this development, I want a giant statue of me crafted in Town Square. Gather all the women builders, I require they do this in bikinis! Don't tell my girlfriend.
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Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Isafaro's seedier casinos.

Get them while they're young, I say. Then they'll grow up and talk about how much better casinos were when they were kids.

Social activist Xu Nagasawa is outraged.

With a name like that, can you blame them?

Ok, I think the whole "not telling the girlfriend" ship has sailed lol

I think youre very very funny (well obviously) :-D