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[Fynn]

I made that joke first, and it was barely funny back then

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[Vasher]

You guys

(ﾉ◕△◕)ﾉ～『✧~*DICKS*~✧』 is a "Summons" that pertains to genitals. It can heal people (a la "Unicorn"). As in, I'm calling lots of dicks for people (mostly myself).


Oh yeah I just did ♪┏(・o･)┛♪

Are you sure this is safe?

Also, that last part makes you sound a little selfish.

[Fynn]

(ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*DICKS ALL OVER THIS SMURFING SITE I SWEAR TO GOD*~✧』

[Ayen]

Can I exchange my dicks for a vagina?

[Mr. Carnelian]

Can I exchange my dicks for a vagina?

Hey, I'll take them off your hands if you don't want them.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

#eoff led me here because of dicks.

[Galuf]

i think they should make a "scariest thread " Ciddie... this would win

[Ayen]

Can I exchange my dicks for a vagina?

Hey, I'll take them off your hands if you don't want them.

This ain't no charity. I want something in return.

[Formalhaut]

It can denote people. As in, I'm calling people dicks.

Well, thanks?

[Midgar Mist]

<3 <3 <3.....Tis valentines day after all...

[Vasher]

(ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*DICKS ALL OVER THIS SMURFING SITE I SWEAR TO GOD*~✧』

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You really do have powers! (¬‿¬)                              

[maybee]

It's okay to come out of the closet, Fynn. We won't judge you.

Ayen :

There, right there
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay

Galuf : I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

EOFF : That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who types dicks in threads
is automatically matically fay?

Midgar Mist :

But look at his beauty and the beast icon

Formalhaut :

Look at his dick emoticons on this thread

Galuf :

There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Vasher :

What are we seeing?

Galuf :

Is he gay?

Ayen

:

Of course he's gay.

Galuf:
Or European?

EOFF :

ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Jinx :

Well, hey don't look at me.

Pumpkin :

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

EOFF :

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Ayen :

Oh please.

EOFF :

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

Colonel Angus :

Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

EOFF

:

Is he gay or European?
or

Rin Heartilly : Eden:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.

EOFF

:

That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a man who posts dick emoticons

Ayen :
Is automatically-radically

Laddy :

ironically-cronically

Shauna :

scurtinly-curtainly

Laddy :

genetically-netically

EOFF :
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT

Gay or European?

Night Fury :

So stylish and relaxed.

EOFF :
Is he gay or European?

starlet :

I think his chest is waxed.

Formalhaut :

Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Formalhaut :

So Mr. Fynn...
This posting dicks emoctions has been going on for ?.....

Fynn :

2 years.

Formalhaut :

And your first name again is...?

Fynn :

Nicos.

Formalhaut :

And your boyfriend's name is...?

Fynn :
Carlos

I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos :

You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.

Fynn :
I'm straight!

EOFF :

European and Gay!

Fynn :

Fine okay I'm gay!

EOFF :

Hooray!

[Ayen]

maybee won the thread. The rest of you can go home now.

[Formalhaut]

I... what?

[starlet]

starlet :I think his chest is waxed.

STOP READING MY JOURNALS MAYBEE GAWD