Originally Posted by
Ayen
It's okay to come out of the closet, Fynn. We won't judge you.
Ayen : There, right there
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
Galuf : I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.
EOFF : That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who types dicks in threads
is automatically matically fay?
Midgar Mist : But look at his beauty and the beast icon
Formalhaut :
Look at his dick emoticons on this thread
Galuf :
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Vasher :
What are we seeing?
Galuf :
Is he gay?
Ayen
:
Of course he's gay.
Galuf:
Or European?
EOFF :
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
Jinx :
Well, hey don't look at me.
Pumpkin :
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
EOFF :
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Ayen :
Oh please.
EOFF :
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Colonel Angus :
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
EOFF
:
Is he gay or European?
or
Rin Heartilly : Eden:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.
EOFF
:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a man who posts dick emoticons
Ayen :
Is automatically-radically
Laddy :
ironically-cronically
Shauna :
scurtinly-curtainly
Laddy :
genetically-netically
EOFF :
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT
Gay or European?
Night Fury :
So stylish and relaxed.
EOFF :
Is he gay or European?
starlet :
I think his chest is waxed.
Formalhaut :
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
Formalhaut :
So Mr. Fynn...
This posting dicks emoctions has been going on for ?.....
Fynn :
2 years.
Formalhaut :
And your first name again is...?
Fynn :
Nicos.
Formalhaut :
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Fynn :
Carlos
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.
Carlos :
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.
Fynn :
I'm straight!
EOFF :
European and Gay!
Fynn :
Fine okay I'm gay!
EOFF :
Hooray!