It's Valentine's. Normally, me and Mr. Carny would be dressed up and heading for a restaurant, but he's ill with a sore throat, so that'll have to be another time. So instead, we're having a night in with some T.V and a curry.

What are your favourite take-away types? A Chinese, or an Indian? Or maybe my guilty pleasure: a kebab. I can almost feel my arteries coagulate thinking about it.