Heroes and Villains Storyline Thread

[Freya]

There's this crazy thing about Yuna I heard.

Apparently, she has a bit of thing for gophers? She has around 20 and has built a large habit for them. She likes to dress them up in frilly dresses and then use them to act out scenes from Pride and Prejudice.

What a loon eh?

Also, I was flipping through my magazine and saw the Lightning Louis Vuitton ad. You know what I heard about that recently? That she only got that job because she knew this guy whose brother was one of their top designers? Self-made heroine my ass. I wonder what else she did to get that job.

I don't know how true all that is but it's what I heard. So take it how you will.

[Fynn]

Ohoho

Those are some very embarrassing things about your "virtuous" heroes. Not so clean and proper anymore, are they

[Shaibana]

tss, silly gossip wont stand in our way to victory!

[Formalhaut]

so get ready to get you ass kicked, you fake Cthulhu

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"Did you just flip off Cthulhu?"

[Night Fury]

Line 3 - 10 of me will make their magic strong

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[Shaibana]

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[Night Fury]

Here are some of the other rumours that have been flying around today......

Mwee hee hee! You know that stuffy princess, Ashe? The one who says she'll show her melons for a vote or two? You'll never guess! The snobby so-and-so only stuffs her bra - and get this, she does it with flans!

I know this 'cause I was a waiter at a royal banquet last week - hey, an octopus has to make a living somehow, okay? - and one flopped its angry little face out. See for yourself! Uwee hee hee... jiggly!

Aww man, it's awful. Have you heard about Laguna?

A former sexual partner revealed that he enjoys being slapped in the nuts with a frozen fish just before he climaxes!

Mwee hee hee! Wanna know why Aerith has such a long staff, kid? I'll tell ya, it's 'cause Zack's Buster Sword ain't as big as he'd like to have us believe! It's more like a Chicken Knife if ya know what I mean - what a chump!

Well well well... have you heard about Zack Fair?

Apparently he didn't actually die. He supposedly took on a new identity, moved to Wutai and formed progressive acoustic folk duo called Mongs in Sarongs.

Aww man, did you hear about Cloud Strife?

There's a huge rumour going around that he perms his leg hairs.

I heard Ashe's skirt is made of plastic. That belt is just for show - the skirt doesn't go up because it's actually stiff.

You know, it's a shambles that Jecht was ever considered a star Blitzball player. I hear he injects Behemoth snot which helps him buff up! What's even worse, I don't even think he's ever been to Zanarkand! The nerve of him to lie to me like that!

hey.. psst..

wanna know what rumours i heard about Sephiroth?

i heard that his hair isnt even real.. it are all extensions.. and that he is actually a ginger..
ill bet he even uses make-up to cover his freckles

[Shaibana]

Y´all hate us , cause u aint us!

[Wolf Kanno]

We're just sexier than you.

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I also do windows.

[Fynn]

He does. It's true. They shine like a thousand diamonds

[Wolf Kanno]

The Void can consume all dust, dirt and water stains.

[Shaibana]

´cant touch this, dadadaa´

[Psychotic]

´cant touch this, dadadaa´

Not without a very powerful magnifying glass if rumours are to believed, gyee-hee-hee!

[Wolf Kanno]

´cant touch this, dadadaa´

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Your abs and obtainment of "bulletproof vest" did not save you pitiful human.

[Shaibana]

if only i actually knew your characters... then i could have come back with a clever response..