For letting the Heroes win, I shall now use my powers to harm the turtles...
BEHOLD THEIR NEW FORMS!!!
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True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: Try your best to slowly withdraw From the darkest impulses of your heart
Try your best to feel and receive Your body is a blade that cuts a path from day to day
Look what the villains did to your beloved childhood! LOOK!
Do not support this cruelty.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: Try your best to slowly withdraw From the darkest impulses of your heart
Try your best to feel and receive Your body is a blade that cuts a path from day to day
I couldn't see the light so I decided to taste life on the other side, and voted for the Villains. I feel dirty, but it also felt kinda good.
It seems you have all been taken in by Firion's stuttering, feeble address. It is left to I, Kefka, to point out that despite a hint of eloquence, this speech was severely lacking in substance. Ignoring the first two paragraphs which were garbage, the final one only really displays Firion's confusion. "Where am I? What is this place?" Do you really want someone in charge this clueless? He ends this speech with an extremely vague "Oooh there are baddies, give us this item and we'll freeze 'em!" I can assure all of you, we have much more to offer.
The first thing we can guarantee under our reign will be excitement. Imagine playing a Final Fantasy game and every NPC you talk to just wander around their village saying things like "All is well" or "I am happy" or the classic "..." How is that enjoyable? Surely, you would much rather they ran around the village with their arse on fire shouting "The Beast of Baking Powder has torched our village! Please find a piece-of-crap bracelet in a random cave to magically kill it!". Haha, much fun and frolics!
Also, when the good guys are in charge, what do they inevitably do? They sit on their thrones in their big castles doing absolutely bugger all. As villains, we make ourselves available to the public. On lots of occasions we are seen visiting towns across the land. True, we are generally there to torture the towns inhabitants but have you asked your average NPC what they really think about BDSM?
Finally, we can ensure that all public transport will run on time. TO THE SECOND. If not, the offending workers will be dismembered and have their limbs ground up and fed to chocobos. You will never be late for work again.
As you can see, we have actual promises as opposed to vaguely mumbling "We'll get the baddies for you!" Vote Villains for the Final Fantasy experience that you all know and love!
~Kefka
Last edited by Bubba; 02-23-2016 at 10:15 AM.
I went with Villains because saving the world shouldn't be easy.![]()
Of course
How can you feel satisfaction from a victory without first experiencing complete and utter despair?
The longing for a speck of hope
The conflict
You claim you want a happy ending, but truth be told, you all revel in suffering. It's your escapist fantasy of sinking deep into darkness before a hero comes to your aid.
Is that not what mortals feel...?
Line 8. I am a rare blue
"I hate happy endings. So, villains
of Final Fantasy, have my vote."
As Rin Heartily is now drafted into the game, I have to discount her vote...
The Heroes and Villains are still even.... Come on, someone break that tie! Less than a day left!
EDIT: Never mind, tie is broken! Can the Heroes catch up and take over? Or will this be a soaring victory for the Villains?
Oh crap, someone please strike off my vote.
T'was an accident!