Villain Rap!

[Bubba]

OK team. I suggest we keep posting 2/4 line contributions to the rap on this thread. It doesn't matter if it doesn't flow at the minute, we can amalgamate everything at the end.

We'll make sure we give plenty of crap to the heroes but don't just limit it to that. As a successful hiphop recording artist take it from me, Rap is all about expression so... express yourselves!

Go!

[Psychotic]

Whattup EoFF time to be real afraid
Team Villain's got evil plans to be made
Don't count on help from those sissy heroes
Those punk ass bitches just a bunch of zeroes

MC Ultros is here to stay
Got weak foo' heroes to slay
Tentacles on display
Wrecking the opera play
If you don't get outta my way
Master Chupon will blow you away

First busta I'm rolling on is Cloud
Did Square even say his dumb name out loud?
Tryin to play it off like he don't care
Then homie why you gotta perm that leg hair?

[Rin Heartilly]

Awwwwwww snap
yo man Kuja is back~
I'm still fab while spittin' out dope-ass raps!
While the herhoes are chillin'
mah raps are spillin'
and soon villain crew gonna do some major killin'

Watsup Yuna? Tell me, how's it feel?
Yo boyfriend? Bitch, he ain't even real~
Now get yo ass down on tha' floor and kneel
Scrub summoner, wanna know your achilles heel?
This girl's got a staff and 0 sex appeal~

[Wolf Kanno]

Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
villain momentum will never be curved
heroes should be a tree like me
learning when they should just leave

My only goal was to get the Void
Don't even need to talk to Freud
Let everyone else be paranoid
After the Void
Hope you took a Polaroid
Cause it's all gonna be destroyed

Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
Vaan say that little princess has a rash
when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
never in a dash
taking out my trash
Even princess knows that the Void will turn you all to ash

[Night Fury]

I

AM


DECEASED

[Pheesh]

[Wolf Kanno]

So are we going to put a beat to this and actually sing it when the time comes?

[Bubba]

It's Kefkaaa, comin' atcha
Straight-lace, pocket ace
Wit make-up on ma face

I'm crazaaay, I do crazy shi'
Like makin' fart sounds wit ma hand and armpit
Last night I made sweet, sweet love to a seal
So go an tell ya friends this clown's fo real

Hey Laguna... watcha doin'?
Down here in ma mother-smurfin' world o ruin?
Ya masculinity can't get no lower
Saw ya from behind thought you were Rinoa
So come over here, I'll make a fool o ya
Spank yo little ass in front of Ju-li-a

[Fynn]

Ugh

Will this still be going in the morning?

I have such a headache that I can't do anything but it's all so much fun from the looks of it ><

[Loony BoB]

I'm probably late, I had to think fast. Here's something, so it's better'n nothing.

Guess I better stop procrastinating
Tired of hearing all these hero punks masturbating
Banging on, thinkin' they're so fascinating
But I'm the one for which the fans are salivating

They like the sound of their voice, but I don't play their game
All I know is I got the flow, my lyrics intertwine
I walk into stadiums and they sing my name
One kick from this boot and all the worlds align

So I'm a little late, let's take a look at these pests
Goddam teenybopper kiddies getting high on quests
Seems my esteemed colleagues have already paid their respects
To the ones who I can't even pick out the sex

I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude
I just keep on getting Cloud and Light confused
You can tell by the way they sit there and brood
That it's been far too long since they've been screwed

But if you look alongside me you'll find they're in luck
Because by the time we're all done, they'll be properly smurfed.

______

If we can split the rap up a little, this would be added at a later time...

And now we're gettin' serenaded by Vaan and Vivi?
All this is tiresome, I'm heading back to the TV.
Oh and while I'm at it, Yuna, if you can find the time
Tell your sissy boy he ain't no son of mine.

[Fynn]

This is perfect! XD

[Rin Heartilly]

I love this omg xD There should be an official rap thread for when people feel the urge to freestyle, this is so fun

[Night Fury]

Hey guys! Sorry I've been AWOL today, I had an odd shift at work and a bit of a wobble this morning with things! I'll whip up some challenges for you now, and if you're happy with your rap I can get that posted up for poll! Thanks for the patience

[Wolf Kanno]

Revised Version

Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
villain momentum will never be curved

My only goal was to get the Void
Don't even need to talk to Freud
Let everyone else be paranoid
After the Void
Take a Polaroid
Cause everything you love, is going to be destroyed

Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
Vaan say that little princess has a rash
when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
never in a dash
taking out my trash
Even princess knows that the Void will turn all to ash

heroes should be a tree like me
learning they need to just leave

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