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    Default Villain Rap!

    OK team. I suggest we keep posting 2/4 line contributions to the rap on this thread. It doesn't matter if it doesn't flow at the minute, we can amalgamate everything at the end.

    We'll make sure we give plenty of crap to the heroes but don't just limit it to that. As a successful hiphop recording artist take it from me, Rap is all about expression so... express yourselves!

    Go!

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    Whattup EoFF time to be real afraid
    Team Villain's got evil plans to be made
    Don't count on help from those sissy heroes
    Those punk ass bitches just a bunch of zeroes

    MC Ultros is here to stay
    Got weak foo' heroes to slay
    Tentacles on display
    Wrecking the opera play
    If you don't get outta my way
    Master Chupon will blow you away

    First busta I'm rolling on is Cloud
    Did Square even say his dumb name out loud?
    Tryin to play it off like he don't care
    Then homie why you gotta perm that leg hair?

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    Awwwwwww snap
    yo man Kuja is back~
    I'm still fab while spittin' out dope-ass raps!
    While the herhoes are chillin'
    mah raps are spillin'
    and soon villain crew gonna do some major killin'

    Watsup Yuna? Tell me, how's it feel?
    Yo boyfriend? Bitch, he ain't even real~
    Now get yo ass down on tha' floor and kneel
    Scrub summoner, wanna know your achilles heel?
    This girl's got a staff and 0 sex appeal~

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    Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
    tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
    villain momentum will never be curved
    heroes should be a tree like me
    learning when they should just leave

    My only goal was to get the Void
    Don't even need to talk to Freud
    Let everyone else be paranoid
    After the Void
    Hope you took a Polaroid
    Cause it's all gonna be destroyed

    Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
    Vaan say that little princess has a rash
    when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
    never in a dash
    taking out my trash
    Even princess knows that the Void will turn you all to ash

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    I

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    DECEASED


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    So are we going to put a beat to this and actually sing it when the time comes?

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    It's Kefkaaa, comin' atcha
    Straight-lace, pocket ace
    Wit make-up on ma face

    I'm crazaaay, I do crazy shi'
    Like makin' fart sounds wit ma hand and armpit
    Last night I made sweet, sweet love to a seal
    So go an tell ya friends this clown's fo real

    Hey Laguna... watcha doin'?
    Down here in ma mother-smurfin' world o ruin?
    Ya masculinity can't get no lower
    Saw ya from behind thought you were Rinoa
    So come over here, I'll make a fool o ya
    Spank yo little ass in front of Ju-li-a

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    Ugh

    Will this still be going in the morning?

    I have such a headache that I can't do anything but it's all so much fun from the looks of it ><

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    I'm probably late, I had to think fast. Here's something, so it's better'n nothing.

    Guess I better stop procrastinating
    Tired of hearing all these hero punks masturbating
    Banging on, thinkin' they're so fascinating
    But I'm the one for which the fans are salivating

    They like the sound of their voice, but I don't play their game
    All I know is I got the flow, my lyrics intertwine
    I walk into stadiums and they sing my name
    One kick from this boot and all the worlds align

    So I'm a little late, let's take a look at these pests
    Goddam teenybopper kiddies getting high on quests
    Seems my esteemed colleagues have already paid their respects
    To the ones who I can't even pick out the sex

    I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude
    I just keep on getting Cloud and Light confused
    You can tell by the way they sit there and brood
    That it's been far too long since they've been screwed

    But if you look alongside me you'll find they're in luck
    Because by the time we're all done, they'll be properly smurfed.
    ______

    If we can split the rap up a little, this would be added at a later time...

    And now we're gettin' serenaded by Vaan and Vivi?
    All this is tiresome, I'm heading back to the TV.
    Oh and while I'm at it, Yuna, if you can find the time
    Tell your sissy boy he ain't no son of mine.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I love this omg xD There should be an official rap thread for when people feel the urge to freestyle, this is so fun

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    Hey guys! Sorry I've been AWOL today, I had an odd shift at work and a bit of a wobble this morning with things! I'll whip up some challenges for you now, and if you're happy with your rap I can get that posted up for poll! Thanks for the patience


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    Revised Version

    Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
    tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
    villain momentum will never be curved

    My only goal was to get the Void
    Don't even need to talk to Freud
    Let everyone else be paranoid
    After the Void
    Take a Polaroid
    Cause everything you love, is going to be destroyed

    Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
    Vaan say that little princess has a rash
    when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
    never in a dash
    taking out my trash
    Even princess knows that the Void will turn all to ash

    heroes should be a tree like me
    learning they need to just leave

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