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    Default EPIC RAP BATTLE! HEROES vs VILLAINS! VOTE!

    Over the last couple of days, our Heroes and Villains have been putting their creative and musical skills to the test in order to come up with a funky team rap!

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    Here they are for your consideration!
    Again, votes from members from either team will be discounted!


    Quote Originally Posted by VILLAIN RAP
    Whattup EoFF time to be real afraid
    Team Villain's got evil plans to be made
    Don't count on help from those sissy heroes
    Those punk ass bitches just a bunch of zeroes

    MC Ultros is here to stay
    Got weak foo' heroes to slay
    Tentacles on display
    Wrecking the opera play
    If you don't get outta my way
    Master Chupon will blow you away

    First busta I'm rolling on is Cloud
    Did Square even say his dumb name out loud?
    Tryin to play it off like he don't care
    Then homie why you gotta perm that leg hair?


    Awwwwwww snap
    yo man Kuja is back~
    I'm still fab while spittin' out dope-ass raps!
    While the herhoes are chillin'
    mah raps are spillin'
    and soon villain crew gonna do some major killin'

    Watsup Yuna? Tell me, how's it feel?
    Yo boyfriend? Bitch, he ain't even real~
    Now get yo ass down on tha' floor and kneel
    Scrub summoner, wanna know your achilles heel?
    This girl's got a staff and 0 sex appeal~


    It's Kefkaaa, comin' atcha
    Straight-lace, pocket ace
    Wit make-up on ma face

    I'm crazaaay, I do crazy shi'
    Like makin' fart sounds wit ma hand and armpit
    Last night I made sweet, sweet love to a seal
    So go an tell ya friends this clown's fo real

    Hey Laguna... watcha doin'?
    Down here in ma mother-smurfin' world o ruin?
    Ya masculinity can't get no lower
    Saw ya from behind thought you were Rinoa
    So come over here, I'll make a fool o ya
    Spank yo little ass in front of Ju-li-a


    Guess I better stop procrastinating
    Tired of hearing all these hero punks masturbating
    Banging on, thinkin' they're so fascinating
    But I'm the one for which the fans are salivating

    They like the sound of their voice, but I don't play their game
    All I know is I got the flow, my lyrics intertwine
    I walk into stadiums and they sing my name
    One kick from this boot and all the worlds align

    So I'm a little late, let's take a look at these pests
    Goddam teenybopper kiddies getting high on quests
    Seems my esteemed colleagues have already paid their respects
    To the ones who I can't even pick out the sex

    I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude
    I just keep on getting Cloud and Light confused
    You can tell by the way they sit there and brood
    That it's been far too long since they've been screwed

    But if you look alongside me you'll find they're in luck
    Because by the time we're all done, they'll be properly smurfed.


    Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
    tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
    villain momentum will never be curved

    My only goal was to get the Void
    Don't even need to talk to Freud
    Let everyone else be paranoid
    After the Void
    Take a Polaroid
    Cause everything you love, is going to be destroyed

    Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
    Vaan say that little princess has a rash
    when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
    never in a dash
    taking out my trash
    Even princess knows that the Void will turn all to ash

    heroes should be a tree like me
    learning they need to just leave


    And now we're gettin' serenaded by Vaan and Vivi?
    All this is tiresome, I'm heading back to the TV.
    Oh and while I'm at it, Yuna, if you can find the time
    Tell your sissy boy he ain't no son of mine.


    Quote Originally Posted by HERO RAP

    To the tune of Outkast's 'Hey Ya!' I believe.....

    The Heroes don't mess around
    Because they loves you all
    And this you know for sure.
    Uh, but do they really wanna fight us
    the Villains can't stand to see us
    so they walk out the door.
    Don't try to fight the Firion
    'Cause the lad alone will kill you right now..
    Rinoa and Laguna
    Will stick it to-to-to you
    We're all so awesome...
    UH!


    He...roes!
    Heroes!
    He...roes!
    Heroes!
    He...roes!
    Heroes!
    He...roes!
    Heroes!


    You think'll you'll beat us
    Oh, you think you'll beat us
    But Villains just can't beat us
    When their teams full of loo-oo-oo-oo-sers
    We are together
    Oh, we are together
    Cos together's always better when there's Zack Fair involved
    If what they say is "Time Kompression is forever"
    Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
    Then what makes, what makes, what makes Villains the exception?
    So why you, why you
    Why you, why you, why you so in denial
    When we know you're gonna just disappear...
    Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna bantz


    He...roes! (oh oh)
    Heroes! (oh oh)
    He...roes! (Don't wanna be destroyed, oh oh)
    Heroes! (Or lost inside the Void.)
    He...roes! (Don't want anyone hurt now, oh oh)
    Heroes! (Just gonna save the world now, oh oh)
    He...roes! (We're, oh oh, we're, oh oh)
    Heroes! (We're being heroic, oh oh, we're being heroic)


    Hey, alright now
    Alright now forums! (yeah!)
    Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
    (HEROES)
    We can't hear ya'
    We say what's, what's cooler than bein' cool?
    (HEROES)
    Woo...
    Alright, alright, alright, alright
    Alright, alright, alright, alright
    Alright, alright, alright, alright
    Alright, alright,
    OK now Villains! (yeah!)
    Now we gon' break y'all bad guys down in just a few seconds
    Now don't have us break y'all down for nothing
    Now we wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
    Let's save the game now, and take out these haters


    Uh! Here we go...
    Summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
    Summon, summon, summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
    Summon, summon a really huge aeon, summon, summon
    Shh you got to, summon, suuummon, summon, got to summon
    (Summon it Yuna!) summon a really huge aeon!


    Now all Clouds and Lightnings
    And Ashes too, get out your swords
    (Get out your swords)
    You know what to do.
    You know what to do.
    You know what to do!




    He...roe! (oh oh)
    Heroes! (oh oh)
    He...roes! (oh oh)
    Heroes! (uh oh, heroes)
    He...roes! (oh oh)
    Heroes! (uh, uh, oh oh)
    He...roes! (oh oh)
    Heroes! (oh oh)


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    FORGOT TO ADD A POLL!

    To vote for Villains use ##MCULTROS
    To vote for Heroes use ##HEROOOOESSS!


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    Awww c'mon people, villains got this in the baaaag nowhatimsayin'?

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    Why? i thoought you got the ICE crystal
    Lady Jen and Me <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    Why? i thoought you got the ICE crystal
    *Apply ice crystal to heroes burned area*

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    tl;dr.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    tl;dr.
    You're just afraid to see how utterly wrecked you guys got

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    I like the fact that nobody has voted yet.

    EVERYONE HATES OUR RAPS.

    EDIT: I reckon you just redo the thread, Night Fury. People are too lazy too type stuff out.

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    Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!
    Who is Firion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    EDIT: I reckon you just redo the thread, Night Fury. People are too lazy too type stuff out.
    Those NPCs. Just standing around doing nothing of import. Lazy.


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    Default poll

    This post is just so that there is now a poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!
    Who is Firion?
    I think he's the one with the tail?

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    Villains. Villains. VILLAINS!!

    I laughed so hard my coworker asked what was so funny.

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