Over the last couple of days, our Heroes and Villains have been putting their creative and musical skills to the test in order to come up with a funky team rap!

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Here they are for your consideration!
Again, votes from members from either team will be discounted!


Quote Originally Posted by VILLAIN RAP
Whattup EoFF time to be real afraid
Team Villain's got evil plans to be made
Don't count on help from those sissy heroes
Those punk ass bitches just a bunch of zeroes

MC Ultros is here to stay
Got weak foo' heroes to slay
Tentacles on display
Wrecking the opera play
If you don't get outta my way
Master Chupon will blow you away

First busta I'm rolling on is Cloud
Did Square even say his dumb name out loud?
Tryin to play it off like he don't care
Then homie why you gotta perm that leg hair?

Awwwwwww snap
yo man Kuja is back~
I'm still fab while spittin' out dope-ass raps!
While the herhoes are chillin'
mah raps are spillin'
and soon villain crew gonna do some major killin'

Watsup Yuna? Tell me, how's it feel?
Yo boyfriend? Bitch, he ain't even real~
Now get yo ass down on tha' floor and kneel
Scrub summoner, wanna know your achilles heel?
This girl's got a staff and 0 sex appeal~

It's Kefkaaa, comin' atcha
Straight-lace, pocket ace
Wit make-up on ma face

I'm crazaaay, I do crazy shi'
Like makin' fart sounds wit ma hand and armpit
Last night I made sweet, sweet love to a seal
So go an tell ya friends this clown's fo real

Hey Laguna... watcha doin'?
Down here in ma mother-smurfin' world o ruin?
Ya masculinity can't get no lower
Saw ya from behind thought you were Rinoa
So come over here, I'll make a fool o ya
Spank yo little ass in front of Ju-li-a

Guess I better stop procrastinating
Tired of hearing all these hero punks masturbating
Banging on, thinkin' they're so fascinating
But I'm the one for which the fans are salivating

They like the sound of their voice, but I don't play their game
All I know is I got the flow, my lyrics intertwine
I walk into stadiums and they sing my name
One kick from this boot and all the worlds align

So I'm a little late, let's take a look at these pests
Goddam teenybopper kiddies getting high on quests
Seems my esteemed colleagues have already paid their respects
To the ones who I can't even pick out the sex

I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude
I just keep on getting Cloud and Light confused
You can tell by the way they sit there and brood
That it's been far too long since they've been screwed

But if you look alongside me you'll find they're in luck
Because by the time we're all done, they'll be properly smurfed.

Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
villain momentum will never be curved

My only goal was to get the Void
Don't even need to talk to Freud
Let everyone else be paranoid
After the Void
Take a Polaroid
Cause everything you love, is going to be destroyed

Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
Vaan say that little princess has a rash
when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
never in a dash
taking out my trash
Even princess knows that the Void will turn all to ash

heroes should be a tree like me
learning they need to just leave

And now we're gettin' serenaded by Vaan and Vivi?
All this is tiresome, I'm heading back to the TV.
Oh and while I'm at it, Yuna, if you can find the time
Tell your sissy boy he ain't no son of mine.

Quote Originally Posted by HERO RAP

To the tune of Outkast's 'Hey Ya!' I believe.....

The Heroes don't mess around
Because they loves you all
And this you know for sure.
Uh, but do they really wanna fight us
the Villains can't stand to see us
so they walk out the door.
Don't try to fight the Firion
'Cause the lad alone will kill you right now..
Rinoa and Laguna
Will stick it to-to-to you
We're all so awesome...
UH!


He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!


You think'll you'll beat us
Oh, you think you'll beat us
But Villains just can't beat us
When their teams full of loo-oo-oo-oo-sers
We are together
Oh, we are together
Cos together's always better when there's Zack Fair involved
If what they say is "Time Kompression is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, what makes, what makes Villains the exception?
So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you so in denial
When we know you're gonna just disappear...
Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna bantz


He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)
He...roes! (Don't wanna be destroyed, oh oh)
Heroes! (Or lost inside the Void.)
He...roes! (Don't want anyone hurt now, oh oh)
Heroes! (Just gonna save the world now, oh oh)
He...roes! (We're, oh oh, we're, oh oh)
Heroes! (We're being heroic, oh oh, we're being heroic)


Hey, alright now
Alright now forums! (yeah!)
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(HEROES)
We can't hear ya'
We say what's, what's cooler than bein' cool?
(HEROES)
Woo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright,
OK now Villains! (yeah!)
Now we gon' break y'all bad guys down in just a few seconds
Now don't have us break y'all down for nothing
Now we wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
Let's save the game now, and take out these haters


Uh! Here we go...
Summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
Summon, summon, summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
Summon, summon a really huge aeon, summon, summon
Shh you got to, summon, suuummon, summon, got to summon
(Summon it Yuna!) summon a really huge aeon!


Now all Clouds and Lightnings
And Ashes too, get out your swords
(Get out your swords)
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You know what to do!




He...roe! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (uh oh, heroes)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (uh, uh, oh oh)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)