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    Shag: Kuja. Delicious.
    Marry: Snow. To heck with you guys, Snow is the most dedicated husbando a person could ever want.
    Avoid: Squall. He would cry after and it be awkward.
    Stab: Squall again? If not, Vaan.

    Shag: Paine. I like 'em covered in leather and tough.
    Marry: Tifa. Cloud's Mom was clearly a CloTi shipper since she said Cloud needed a good wife to take care of him. I'm much the same.
    Avoid: Lightning. She'd hit me.
    Stab: Rosa. Ugh.

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    I LOVE how the stab thing has taken off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Avoid: Squall. He would cry after and it be awkward.
    Now that's a bit unfair. Squall was pretty cool on the outside first, then a bit nicer. All his whining was internal monologue, and who doesn't do that? If anyone, I think Tidus would be more likely to cry

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    Squall and Tidus both have issues but Squall's are so repressed, it's why I think he'd cry.

    Tidus is a crybaby precisely because he doesn't hold it all in. He's very open with his feelings.

    Tidus was a much more emotionally healthy person than Squall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Squall and Tidus both have issues but Squall's are so repressed, it's why I think he'd cry.

    Tidus is a crybaby precisely because he doesn't hold it all in. He's very open with his feelings.
    Which is precisely why Tidus would cry

    Squall would get dressed and leave before you wake up

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    Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.
    So you've been awake constantly since you first had sex? That's rough, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.
    After climaxing, people usually get tired since their organism just used up a lot of energy. Kind of like a cardio workout. So yeah, like Bubba said, you should probably get that looked at

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.
    After climaxing, people usually get tired since their organism just used up a lot of energy. Kind of like a cardio workout. So yeah, like Bubba said, you should probably get that looked at
    Organism? That made me chuckle.

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    Well, yes, I meant organism. Your organism, as in your body, uses up its energy when you climax, or orgasm. So yeah

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    Smurf: Squall
    Marry: Fang
    Avoid: AERIS

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    The penis isn't necessary for reaching orgasm, no matter how much certain pundits try to convince us otherwise

    Also, the term is perfectly appropriate when we're talking about the physiology of sex. I've read enough stuff about it, trust me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.
    I think that Snow would probably get really annoying after sex. He'd probably be congratulating himself on how brilliant he just was, i.e. "Wow, I was so HEROIC there, wasn't I?"

    Actually, he might well do that kind of thing during, as well, seeing how much he goes on about being a big hero in the games. If it weren't for the whole "Mr. 33cm" thing, I might start to be put off the whole idea of smurfing him, to be honest.

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