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    Gentlemen
    Bed: Either Squall or Balthier cause hotdamn if their not both pretty boys.
    Wed: Yang seems like he would be a pretty devoted husband material. Galuf would be fun too.
    Behead: Shuyin, the even whinier Tidus.
    Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Hope

    Ladies
    Bed: Rinoa or perhaps Celes
    Wed: Lady Ashe or surprisingly enough Paine as she is a dead ringer for my ex.
    Behead: Probably Yuna
    Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Yuffie and Vanille.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    Gentlemen
    Bed: Either Squall or Balthier cause hotdamn if their not both pretty boys.
    Wed: Yang seems like he would be a pretty devoted husband material. Galuf would be fun too.
    Behead: Shuyin, the even whinier Tidus.
    Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Hope

    Ladies
    Bed: Rinoa or perhaps Celes
    Wed: Lady Ashe or surprisingly enough Paine as she is a dead ringer for my ex.
    Behead: Probably Yuna
    Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Yuffie and Vanille.
    We've escalated to behead now, have we? Marvellous

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    Wolf is known for his edgy song "I Hate Little Girls" made in response to Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls."

    Why would anyone hate Yuffie, anyway?

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    Because she's a human trash can

    Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way

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    Well, keep on spreading the love guys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Because she's a human trash can

    Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
    She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.

    Your answer is inadequately detailed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Because she's a human trash can

    Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
    She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.

    Your answer is inadequately detailed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Sorry, I'm not in the mood for digging through heaps of grabage
    Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Because she's a human trash can

    Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
    She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.

    Your answer is inadequately detailed.
    Her theme is not nearly as good as the other female characters or characters in general, her limits are just poor substitutes of better character ones and are entirely too reliant on her Ultimate weapon to make them any good, and her sidequests are probably some of my least favorite sections of the game barring the "Big Materia Rescue" quest that is disc 2. She's not "cute" she's a selfish bitch who pulls a Karma Houdini, because some writer mistakes her being a total pain in the ass for comic relief.

    As for Wed, Bed, Behead... it's just the history minor in me.

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    Bloodfest does not require the agony of grinding at the Battle Arena so while it's not as good as Omnislash, I accept it gladly since it comes free.

    Yuffie isn't a bad person, she's a thief in the vain of other fantasy thieves like IX's Tantalus or that dude from VI who insists he's just a treasure hunter. She never did any sort of real crime or supported any such crimes, either.

    She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.

    All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.

    I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Bloodfest does not require the agony of grinding at the Battle Arena so while it's not as good as Omnislash, I accept it gladly since it comes free.

    Yuffie isn't a bad person, she's a thief in the vain of other fantasy thieves like IX's Tantalus or that dude from VI who insists he's just a treasure hunter. She never did any sort of real crime or supported any such crimes, either.
    None of them screw you over for their own personal gain.

    She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.

    All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.

    I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.
    Yes, let's just steal from the only people actually doing something about Shin-Ra, that makes so much sense! We can just hand wave all this because of her silly sob story about feeling bad her home country isn't awesome anymore because of the big bad Shin-Ra, that your party is trying to stop. smurf her. She's selfish, opportunistic and spends most of the plot being a whiny brat when she's not trying to screw your party over.

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    Please don't ever bring out the "what's your problem? They're a nice person!" argument to me when we're talking about characters. Characters aren't people and I DK t judge characters how I'd judge people. She may be the nicest girl in the neighborhood, but if the way she's written is annoying as all hell, then she annoys me. Yuffie has no personality aside from being genki ands charming to steal your stuff. There's nothing endearing about it. She's just a waste of space.

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    I was replying to WK's comment about her being a Karma Huudini when I pointed out she was nice, not you.

    As for Yuffie "screwing you over", she takes your materia for like an hour at most. She then joins you in killing Sephiroth and saving the world. I think she more than redeemed herself.

    No one is saying Yuffie is a saint - she's decidedly selfish and she's the only person who outright says "I don't sympathize witH Barret at all" when he recounts what Shinra did to Corel. But as I say, she's just a teenager and most of that is teenager stuff. She's just channeled her teenager-ness into also trying to liberate her hometown.

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    Smurf: Vanille, she is like a couple thousand years old right? Who can hate on experience?
    Marry: Tifa, I'd put her for smurf, but she is actually shown very caring and emotional enough so I like it. Quistis would also be decent wifey material, but she has a little bit of the loser-ish feel when she whines after the dance to Squall.
    Avoid: Selphie, honestly seems to dumb to deal with.

    No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
    Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Because she's a human trash can

    Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
    She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.

    Your answer is inadequately detailed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Sorry, I'm not in the mood for digging through heaps of grabage
    Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned.
    Awww Carny, can't it be a JOINT evil plan? After all, I did start the thread.

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