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    Pink Grin Final Fantasy Men and/or Women: Snog Marry Avoid?

    Midgar Mist asks this for funsies. (And it can be any character, not just the playable ones.)

    I say

    Snog: Zack Fair (he's good looking but.....its a dangerous profession)
    Marry: Tidus (dream schmeam I want my Tidus)
    Avoid: Zidane (cos he'd seduce me then steal my stuff)

    How about the rest of you?

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    Avoid : Kefka

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    Snog: Tifa
    Marry: Quistis
    Avoid: Unei

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    I don't really think any of the FF guys is marriage material, now that I think about it

    The girls are a bit better about this, but still... I don't think so

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    Snog: Mukki
    Marry: Tifa
    Avoid: Lulu

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    Smurf: Snow
    Marry: Balthier
    Avoid: Vaan
    Stab in the face, over and over and over: Tidus
    Last edited by Mr. Carnelian; 02-29-2016 at 12:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
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    Snog: Snow
    I'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.
    He is "Mr. 33cm", after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
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    Snog: Snow
    I'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.
    He is "Mr. 33cm", after all
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
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    Snog: Snow
    I'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.
    He is "Mr. 33cm", after all
    Exactly
    The "I'M THE HERO!" thing is why I'm smurfing him, not marrying him.

    Also, I had NOT heard about this "Mr. 33cm" thing. That definitely cements his position in the list.

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    That was the first thing we ever heard about Snow, actually. Lightning was the first character revealed for XIII, and then there was Snow. I kid you not, the first info we got was that his "foot size" was 33cm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    That was the first thing we ever heard about Snow, actually. Lightning was the first character revealed for XIII, and then there was Snow. I kid you not, the first info we got was that his "foot size" was 33cm.
    Maybe this explains why Serah was so eager to marry Snow, despite them only having known each other quite a short time...

    Anywho, I notice that you haven't actually answered the thread question, Fynn. Even if you wouldn't marry any of the characters, are there any who would snog (/smurf) or avoid?

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    I'm not much of a casual snog person. And I'm already married. But I'd avoid Tidus like the plague, that's for sure. And all those underage genki girls as well. I cannot risk any misunderstandings as I am way too pretty to go to prison.

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    Whereas I don't care into going into that territory

    These are characters that I enjoy (or don't) for being characters and it's really rare that I feel any kind of attraction or fantasy related to them. So yeah, that's my answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Smurf: Snow
    Marry: Balthier
    Avoid: Vaan
    Stab in the face, over and over and over: Tidus
    whoahhhhh...ho...hooooo (backs slowly away)

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