I only ever played the console version. I got one girl knocked up just by kissing and then, and then, the baby kept crying at night. I tried to get my Sims up in time to tend to it, but they take forever getting up and bitch and moan so a social service worker came out of nowhere and took the baby away. WAY A GO BEING A BUTT, SIMS!

When I got sick of the burglar breaking into my house I just installed an alarm system right outside by the entrance so that bastard couldn't even get in the house. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I also made plenty of Sims piss their pants, get set on fire, and turn into ghosts and stuff. It was hilarious.