View Poll Results: Who wears short shorts?

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  • I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

    15 44.12%
  • Only when it's like really hot and I'd die otherwise

    9 26.47%
  • Meh

    2 5.88%
  • I'd rather die

    6 17.65%
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Thread: Do you wear shorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanmato View Post
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    Nope

    Trust me, no one wants to see me in a tank top
    I want to see you in a tank top!
    Stop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
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    Nope

    Trust me, no one wants to see me in a tank top
    I want to see you in a tank top!
    Stop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman!

    Does she know that you are 1 of 4? That's right, I too find jeans to be "confining", socks are the devils work. When the "socks are off", I'm either in flip flops, or chillin' like a villain, and not going ANYWHERE.

    Curious, if your wife happened upon one of the "Quattro's" (if only you knew what I was referencing), would she be able to tell us apart? I think not.

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    Socks are like a warm hug for your feet. I don't know what you're all on about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheesh View Post
    Socks are like a warm hug for your feet. I don't know what you're all on about.
    Since socks suck, I'm guessing there is some autocorrect taking place. If "socks" is "sock" and "feet" is "*Foot*", then I agree. The most comfortable under garments I have ever had simply consisted of a waste band and "sock" for the "sack" and "*Foot*". Running joke between my brothers and friends was to enter the party in "Hunters".

    My "*Foot*" enjoys nothing more than a "warm hug".

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    ....eh?

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    For I'm not expecting visitors and it's warm enough I'll chill in a speedo p much allay so I can stay cool and get tan. As for shorts proper, I only use them if I'm going to play sports or its over 100 F.



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    Nope

    Trust me, no one wants to see me in a tank top
    I want to see you in a tank top!
    Stop, Zanmato! I am married! To a woman!
    Did you think I'm hitting on you or something?!
    What did you smoke, man?!

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    There should be a thread where everyone posts a picture of themselves in a tank top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    There should be a thread where everyone posts a picture of themselves in a tank top.
    You wanna go first?

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    Can I just state for the record I find tank tops to be pretty gross. Especially those weird mesh type ones, that only seem to be used by stereotypical beer bellies or the gay raving community.


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    Okay, now we have to do the tank top thing

    Come on, Bubba! Go for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Why else would you want to see me in a tank top?
    Because you don't want to wear it, I want to make you wear it to see if you're shy of yourself or not.

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