Making this decision was difficult, baring myself before you all. And yet, after the ten years I've spent with you all, it would be a lie if I said you weren't all like family to me. So I have to do this.
Surely, some of you will probably not be at all surprised about this. I've heard the rumors. You'd be surprised how perceptive I can be. Living a lie does that to you. But I'm done lying to myself. My therapist made me realize that living a false life does nothing but destroy you from inside. So it's time for me to come clean before you all. To start a new life. Or rather, start living, period.
See, the truth is... And I know a lot of you wont be able to accept this, but I have to say it.
I'm Canadian.