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    Dancing Chocobo Who is the biggest dork in all of Bioware's games??

    I'm casting my vote for Alistair. Carth from KotOR is a close second.

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    Alistair in first. Merrill in second. After that it gets a lot harder to choose though!

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    Does Sera count as a dork? She's definitely the most awkward character I've played.

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    Edwin. I love how he thinks that he's so much smarter than you and plans to overthrow you out loud where you can hear him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    Does Sera count as a dork? She's definitely the most awkward character I've played.
    Sera is a HUGE dork!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Edwin. I love how he thinks that he's so much smarter than you and plans to overthrow you out loud where you can hear him.
    Another mega-dork confirmed.

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    Also, in my game Alistair is literally the king of dorks.

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    These games are full of dorks, aren't they?

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    Conrad Verner.

    Then Alistair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    These games are full of dorks, aren't they?

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    Garrus is the biggest dork.

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    Drunk Tali.


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    Alistair is adorkable, as is Merrill. I'd also say Cole from DA:I is pretty adorkable. I have a soft spot for him and his hard to decipher sayings.


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    Conrad Verner is DANGEROUSLY dorky. As in, practically (or actually, if you play it wrong) getting himself killed dorky.

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