Alistair is Cute

[Pike]

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I'd lick a lamppost in winter for him.

[Madame Adequate]

He really is cute for a shem.

[Freya]

He's adorkable.

[Spuuky]

He's a simpering dolt with no spine. I can see why they sent him to the Chantry. Classic "self-deprecation a defense mechanism to hide actual pitiful confidence."

[Psychotic]

He's a simpering dolt with no spine. I can see why they sent him to the Chantry. Classic "self-deprecation a defense mechanism to hide actual pitiful confidence."

This is my second favourite post in this subforum.

Always betray Alistair.

[Pike]

This is my second favourite post in this subforum.

wait what's your favorite one??

[Pumpkin]

I like him alright. He was sweet and tried to romance me and I almost just went for it so he didn't have to feel bad but no my quest for Leliana was too important.

I think he's funny but he does get a bit whiny sometimes. Then again, he's been through some stuff so eh

[Psychotic]

This is my second favourite post in this subforum.

wait what's your favorite one??

Why, this of course.

I like her ass, it is shapely and covered in hexagons.

The only thing to surpass my contempt for Alistair is my loathing for heptagon bedecked buttocks.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Alistair IS cute, no question. Adorkability to the max.

[Formalhaut]

I don't understand the wimpy sentiments. Alistair is adorkable and a loyal friend (and the most natural tank in the game).

[Pike]

[Kalevala]

This is my second favourite post in this subforum.

Where do the futa ones rank?

[DMKA]

Yeah I like Alistair, even though after I went through all that trouble to make him King, he turned around and dumped me.