I think I've might have been a girl in another life because...

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

...I like girly music.



Girly music like that.

[Night Fury]

I think I must have been a boy in a past life because I like video games and stuff.

[Pheesh]

I think I must have been a pig in a past life cause I really like pigs.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

I think I must have been a boy in a past life because I like video games and stuff.

I think I must have been a pig in a past life cause I really like pigs.

[Pike]

I think I was a video game in a past life because to this day I enjoy spending time with my past people

[Shorty]

calling stuff girly or boyish and generally assigning genders to specific things is pretty inappropes and offensive for 2016

so maybe don't dish what you can't take

[Freya]

Was I a potato then? I really smurfing love potatoes.

[Shauna]

I must have been a cynic because past lives don't exist

[Fynn]

I'm pretty sure I was Chris Pratt in my past life.

[Psychotic]

calling stuff girly or boyish and generally assigning genders to specific things is pretty inappropes and offensive for 2016

so maybe don't dish what you can't take

You need to get a better smurfing avatar signature picture, because I'm sick of looking at that bitch with the Jesse Eisenberg hair.

Not remotely appropriate. Consider this a warning - knock it off.

[Vasher]

“And on the heels of that came another thought. I looked at the half-dozen little figures that were following me. Then, in a flash, I perceived that all had the same form of costume, the same soft hairless visage, and the same girlish rotundity of limb. It may seem strange, perhaps, that I had not noticed this before. But everything was so strange. Now, I saw the fact plainly enough. In costume, and in all the differences of texture and bearing that now mark off the sexes from each other, these people of the future were alike. And the children seemed to my eyes to be but the miniatures of their parents. I judged, then, “that the children of that time were extremely precocious, physically at least, and I found afterwards abundant verification of my opinion.
“Seeing the ease and security in which these people were living, I felt that this close resemblance of the sexes was after all what one would expect; for the strength of a man and the softness of a woman, the institution of the family, and the differentiation of occupations are mere militant necessities of an age of physical force; where population is balanced and abundant, much childbearing becomes an evil rather than a blessing to the State; where violence comes but rarely and offspring are secure, there is less necessity—indeed there is no necessity—for an efficient family, and the specialization of the sexes with reference to their children’s needs disappears. We see some beginnings of this even in our own time, and in this future age it was complete. This, I must remind you, was my speculation at the time. Later, I was to appreciate how far it fell short of the reality."

-H.G. Wells, “The Time Machine.”, 1895

[Pheesh]

calling stuff girly or boyish and generally assigning genders to specific things is pretty inappropes and offensive for 2016

so maybe don't dish what you can't take

You need to get a better smurfing avatar signature picture, because I'm sick of looking at that bitch with the Jesse Eisenberg hair.

I can think of a few other things you might have been in a past life, and a couple things that you are in this life as well...

[Mirage]

If you don't like a particular avatar or signature, just make your ad blocker remove it. That's what I do with oversized, animated or ads that in other ways make me want to punch someone.

and i don't even know what's supposed to be girly about that song. is it because it has a female singer?

[blackmage_nuke]

If past lives exist since early modern humans you would have lived more than 1000 lives which means there's less than 1 in 2^1000 chance that you weren't a female in any of them

[Fynn]

Gender's a cultural construct anyway