View Poll Results: What would happen to the poor Koffing?

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  • It would pop like a balloon!

    4 30.77%
  • The nailgun would break because that is clearly concrete.

    1 7.69%
  • The nails would sink in because it's a sponge.

    1 7.69%
  • Other

    2 15.38%
  • What's a Koffing?

    4 30.77%
  • All of the above

    1 7.69%
  • Reaganomics!

    0 0%
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Thread: What would happen to a Koffing if you hit it with a nailgun?

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    Radical Dreamer Cid's Knight Fynn's Avatar
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    Default What would happen to a Koffing if you hit it with a nailgun?

    It looks pretty hard and heavy, but it's really light... So what would happen?

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    what's a koffing

    and you misspelled reaganomics.
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    That smurfer is popping

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    Koffing only takes 1x damage from Steel.

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    i knew this was coming....

    yup he pops. well.... explodes actually.

    why? idk, for fun. Rainbow explosions
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    Please god no.

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    The nail would pass right through him and hit whatever is on the other side.

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    Apparently Koffing weighs 2 pounds and I can't decide whether or not that supports my popping hypothesis.

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    I figure he's made of like... papier mâché, and just full of gas inside. So no, he wouldn't pop, but he's not full of cement or any other hard substance.

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    I don't think he would pop because I don't think there is a build up of pressure inside him like a balloon since he has all those exhaust vents. I think it would be just like sticking a pin into regular flesh except maybe you'll have a small gas leak coming out.

    If it wanted to use self-destruct/explosion it would close it's orifices and build up the gas inside. Then maybe if you stuck a pin in him he would pop.
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    I'd say there'd be a huge gas explosion.

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