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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Best LP 2016, nothing can beat it.


    What do you mean that wasnt the LP? LIES!
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    Alright, let's get started! Like the idiot I am, I forgot to screencap the title screen, but it's at the top of the thread so OH WELL!!!1



    Right, have to choose something classy and mature.




    Perfect.




    Wait, why isn't a bird school in the sky? Shouldn't it kind of be a prerequisite to fly through the gates? Yes, no?



    I wonder what that might be.



    And I wonder why that is. Can't imagine there's a lot of demand for a bird school, but then, I'm drinking and posting on the internet on a Friday night, so what do I really know about life?




    Can you imagine the poor janitor who has to clean up all the bird trout?

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    I would honestly be concerned if people found out you were going to a school for birds and didn't ask you questions...



    One can only assume.
    mfw you post

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    It's nice to see that the premiere school for birds doesn't discriminate and lets non birds in as well. We could all learn a lesson in inclusion from this game.

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    But clearly it's affeathermative action. Just one human? HMMMMM?
    mfw you post

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    double post because Pheesh has told me he wants to masturbate to this

    (also just realized that i forgot to crop the shots of my desktop out but i've had a couple of glasses of wine so eh)




    Our first bird!

    At the beginning of the game, you're given the option to see their human form the first time you meet them, so I thought I'd go ahead and do that (also to make sure I choose the sexiest bird, I mean???)



    I'm beginning to feel like Boobs Jinxtits' preoccupation with birds is something of a fetish...





    Me too, bro, me too.



    After a night at your nest, right?



    Yeah, she will. Also, this bird earns points in my book, because even if he's not technically cooking, every lady loves for her man to prepare her a meal.



    You and me both.
    mfw you post

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    So from what I know about birds... I think he wants to regurgitate his food into your mouth. Hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheesh View Post
    So from what I know about birds... I think he wants to regurgitate his food into your mouth. Hot.
    Probably not all he wants to put in my mouth.
    mfw you post

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    is it weird that i.... kinda want to play this? lol
    Lady Jen and Me <3

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    So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.

    Also:



    She makes it sound like prison.


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    Wait... is that date in the top left corner the in-universe date or the actual real date? If it's the former, damn that's some great timing Jinx!

    I wonder if the human protagonist understands birdspeak or if the birds understand humanspeak. Or if they're just speaking something inbetween.

    So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.
    Well, you'll just have to wait and see :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    is it weird that i.... kinda want to play this? lol
    You're asking the wrong person, m8.

    Anyways, I'll be gone for most of the day, so I figured I'd go ahead and make a new post for you all to enjoy while I'm gone!




    I'd certainly be feeling something strange too if I was at a school for birds. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't get past the fact that she goes to a school for birds.




    Well, hello.



    Oh, do enlighten me...



    Oh. Well, naps are great too. I can get down with naps. Although, I'm personally a prodigy and require no instruction on how to nap.




    Apparently!

    Okay, so here I skipped a panel without getting a screencap. Essentially, there's a new bird at school this year and the teacher asked him to introduce himself but he's a giant douche and said no.



    kulaks and dissenters



    What a name.




    I highly doubt it. But that plume is definitely working in his favor, I'll admit.
    mfw you post

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    Silver hair.
    fancy clothes
    evil smirk.

    Must be the villain, no one good ever had silver hair.
    Lady Jen and Me <3

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    I need my fix of hilarious bird themed capers, Jinx!


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    oh man i smurfin' love this game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    Silver hair.
    fancy clothes
    evil smirk.

    Must be the villain, no one good ever had silver hair.
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