Your best pick up line?

[Chemical]

What's your best pick up line?

I literally just:

If you don't have plans this weekend would you like to eat coco puffs and watch blue planet?

[Pheesh]

No need, one look and everyone in the club knows what's up...

[qwertysaur]

I don't announce when I retrieve items that have fallen on the floor.

[Psychotic]

Pls.

[Fynn]

It's just kind of the sound yaks make

[Bubba]

Never used one. I don't treat the opposite sex as some alien species that need to be tricked with words. I tend to talk to them like a normal person and have a laugh. This approach worked very well for me back in my twenties.

[Zanmato]

Never used one. I don't treat the opposite sex as some alien species that need to be tricked with words. I tend to talk to them like a normal person and have a laugh. This approach worked very well for me back in my twenties.

This one!
(SPOILER)Bubba, you're my master!
I prefer a friendly approach because it's the most natural approach and women really appreciate that.

[Fynn]

Well, obviously, you want to treat human beings as human beings because the best foundation for a good relationship is friendship first.


But there is a certain allure in making velociraptor noises at the sight of your crush

[Zanmato]

Well, obviously, you want to treat human beings as human beings because the best foundation for a good relationship is friendship first.


But there is a certain allure in making velociraptor noises at the sight of your crush

Those "velociraptor's noises" aren't charmful (SPOILER)because they're so disturbing, at least in my opinion.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Wait, people use pick-up lines? I thought you're just supposed to send pics of your genitalia?

[Formalhaut]

Wait, people use pick-up lines? I thought you're just supposed to send pics of your genitalia?

Only on Grindr, TSoL.

[SammieBabe]

In my younger single days, my pick-up lines were a push-up bra and a low cut shirt.
Sure, I probably wasn't helping the feminist cause, but I was 21 and more interested in where the drink specials were.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

But that's how I met my boyfriend!

(Incidentally, there was no dick pics involve and I impressed him with intelligent conversation.)

[Formalhaut]

But that's how I met my boyfriend!

(Incidentally, there was no dick pics involve and I impressed him with intelligent conversation.)

What did you guys talk about? I can only imagine based on the conversations in Academia that you impressed him with intelligent debates over theology.

[FFNut]

My buddy Jamie and I would each give each other one we had to use when we went out. My favourite one he game me was


Girl is that a keg in your pants...
cause id love to tap that.

They never worked and it was for more of a game than anything but it was fun.