Ugh, so today I accidentally cut my finger on a knife while I was chopping some bread rolls. Not the most exciting story, I know.

It was only a small cut, and fortunately I'm very careful usually so it happens very rarely. But I know not everyone can be so cautious. The kitchen is a dangerous place. Hot temperatures, bladed implements, cheese graters. All of these can cause some serious damage! Not to mention more mundane disasters, like burning food and/or the kitchen.

So, EoFFers, what are the most memorable culinary catastrophes in your experience? I'm expecting some good stories here, people.

(Mods: This isn't strictly about food, so I didn't put it in Quina's Kitchen, although it could be, so feel free to move it there.)