Who is your favorite?
Heracles?
Achilles?
Paris?
Hector?
Bophades?
Odysseus?
Theseus?
Another? Tell us!
Who is your favorite?
Heracles?
Achilles?
Paris?
Hector?
Bophades?
Odysseus?
Theseus?
Another? Tell us!
I choose Heracles because he has the most awesome statue, tbh
Not sure if NSFW? I mean, Greek statues are always naked, but I'm not sure if this isn't rule-breaking?
Georgios Samaras
Orpheus all the way. Get out of here with your feats of strength and cunning, I'm about to charm this smurfing rock with my poetry. That is some serious bad-assery.
Yanis Varoufakis
there was a picture here
Poor Hades is just doing his job and then everyone says he's the devil or something when he's literally the nicest of his family.
Perseus. Not either of The Clash of the Titans versions, but Ovids. He's just flying around on his winged sandals when the warring winds start blowing him everywhere and he eventually runs into Atlas. He asks to stay for a while away from the winds but Atlas is all nooooo you'll steal my treasures, so Perseus pulls out Medusa's head and turns him into a mountain.
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Calliope
Typical Greek heroes are a total bag of douche nozzles. Name me one who wasn't a creep?
Though at least Patroclus died for his love, even if Achiles was a jerk face.