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    What are some of the more crazy GoT theories you've heard?

    I read a whole theory on how Varys was a Merman.

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    A girl was Arya Stark.

    Crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    What are some of the more crazy GoT theories you've heard?

    I read a whole theory on how Varys was a Merman.
    I heard this one as well. Mainly from book evidence about how he walks.


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    Ahaha, I was going to bring up the Varys and Illyrio are mermen too! xD
    mfw you post

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    OH YEAH I forgot Illyrio was included in that haha.

    I heard a theory that Roose was like.. a vampire or something? But that is why they flayed people and also why ramsey is crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    A girl was Arya Stark.

    Crazy!
    Pff, as if. Everyone knows a girl has no name.

    Some of the most pervasive theories are "X is secretly a Targaryen". If you believed all of them, you'd think that half of the characters are actually Targaryens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    A girl was Arya Stark.

    Crazy!
    Pff, as if. Everyone knows a girl has no name.

    Some of the most pervasive theories are "X is secretly a Targaryen". If you believed all of them, you'd think that half of the characters are actually Targaryens.
    Just Jon and Tyrion.
    mfw you post

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    Jon to end up marrying Dany as they're both Targaryans and that's how that family rolls.

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    Next season Arya is going to be killed and everyone will freak the smurf out. But then that blonde girl that's always beating Arya up is going to pull off her face and it will be Arya underneath, and everyone will be like "Whaaaaa?". THEN she'll pull off that face and it'll be Sirio and everyone will be like "Ehhhhh!?"

    The faceless men are literally like 3 dudes who just enjoy smurfing with people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheesh View Post
    Next season Arya is going to be killed and everyone will freak the smurf out. But then that blonde girl that's always beating Arya up is going to pull off her face and it will be Arya underneath, and everyone will be like "Whaaaaa?". THEN she'll pull off that face and it'll be Sirio and everyone will be like "Ehhhhh!?"

    The faceless men are literally like 3 dudes who just enjoy smurfing with people.
    I'm still a bit confused as to how there are still three of them. We've seen Arya, the man and the girl in the same room this season, so there are still three. But didn't one of them die at the end of last season? Shouldn't it now just be Arya and one other person? Or was there always a fourth person hiding away somewhere? Or did the death just not stick?

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    Ned really isn't dead! That wasn't his head on a pike! He's returning in season 9!


    I still really want Jon Snow-Stark to turn out evil.





    Take care all.

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    That Tywin Lannister plotted the kidnapping of Lyanna Stark to jump start Robert's rebellion and get the Targaryans out of power.

    Also one of the more interesting ones I've heard, to tell the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayen View Post
    That Tywin Lannister plotted the kidnapping of Lyanna Stark to jump start Robert's rebellion and get the Targaryans out of power.

    Also one of the more interesting ones I've heard, to tell the truth.
    I don't think she was kidnapped. I believe she willfully went with Rhaegar as they were secretly in love and that's part of why she made Ned promise to keep Jon's identity a secret.

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