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    Default Eurovision 2016!

    It's that time of year again. Countries scour the dregs of their society for the biggest freaks, arm them with microphones and the entire world watches the carnage unfold.

    The favourites this year are Russia. Though there are strong contenders from Australia and France. The UK entry is pretty decent and I'm confident we won't finish in the bottom three. It starts tonight at 8pm GMT.

    I will be honouring this occasion by getting drunk and laughing lots. Who's with me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    The UK entry is pretty decent and I'm confident we won't finish in the bottom three.
    We could revive the Beatles and have them duet with an also revived Freddie Mercury led Queen while the Spice Girls dance about singing about girl power and we'd still come in the bottom three. Europe smurfing hates Britain, and Brexit isn't exactly going to have thawed relations. Though admittedly last year's Birdseye Potato Waffles cover was godawful so we don't help ourselves.

    I'll be watching! Any spooty or weird songs to look out for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die Krake Paul
    Brexit
    I know this isn't exactly the thread for this, but I only recently found out that this word exists and it immediately shot to the top of my "smurf that stupid word it is awful" list. Whoever came up with that should be banned from humanity. My guess is The Sun.

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    Just to cheer you up even more, you'll be pleased to know it also has an Athenian counterpart Grexit.

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    Will be supporting Dami Im! (Australia)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    The UK entry is pretty decent and I'm confident we won't finish in the bottom three.
    We could revive the Beatles and have them duet with an also revived Freddie Mercury led Queen while the Spice Girls dance about singing about girl power and we'd still come in the bottom three. Europe smurfing hates Britain, and Brexit isn't exactly going to have thawed relations. Though admittedly last year's Birdseye Potato Waffles cover was godawful so we don't help ourselves.

    I'll be watching! Any spooty or weird songs to look out for?
    This year's UK entry is frickin' awful, I can't stand it. I actually preferred last year's at least it was a bit different. I haven't actually heard any of the other entries this year, I want them all to be fresh when I hear them tonight.

    Also, if Australia really wanted to win, they'd have stuck gay icon Kylie Minogue on the stage. Do you KNOW how many gays vote in Eurovision? Lots.

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    It's my television highlight of the year! I'm so pumped!


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    My mum has told me to...make sure I stop her from watching this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post

    Also, if Australia really wanted to win, they'd have stuck gay icon Kylie Minogue on the stage. Do you KNOW how many gays vote in Eurovision? Lots.
    You clearly have no idea of Dami's barmy army!


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    what the smurf is this trout

    eurovision does not need a smurfing opening ceremony

    sweden ruins everything for everyone

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    0 points for belgium for throwing away several perfectly good hankies and also being trout

    also she's 19? smurf off no she isn't she's 40.

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    0 points for the czech republic for the generic woman in a long white dress entry. come the smurf on you can do better than this you cabbage scoffing lunatics

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    netherlands are the clear favourite now. bit of country and western? if Hairspray were here he'd be claiming he wrote this you know. And they have a bald man with a beard looking quite jovial that wins points with this jovial bald bearded man let me tell you. I'll give them a tentative 6 for now and we'll see how the night goes.

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    bold move from azerbaijan putting a rodent with gigantic teeth into a gold spangly outfit and sticking it on stage with some guy in american football padding rubbing his crotch all over said rodent. oh! pyros! top form Azerbaijan, love a good eurovision pyro. you can have 1 point for that.

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