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hungary? oh tuck your shirt in you trout d-list knock off george michael. i mean i am enjoying the twirling of this random tibetan monk and the whistling of the apple store employees next to him but god damn very hard to look past this wanker singing. 3 points for now.
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Still cooking tea while this on. Bloody kid.
What I've seen so far Holland are the favourites. Love me a bit of Country 
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0 points for italy. are you serious. smurfing horrible hippie trout and singing in foreignese too, can't be doing with that and smurf me is she wearing rhinestone dungarees? smurf OFF oh she's signing in english now. alright italy you left that one late but you sort of rescued it. i say sort of, this is still hippie bumwash.
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Wow. This guy/girls hair is amazing.
Boring as as hell song though. Belgium and Holland leading the way. Before UK take the world by storm!
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HAHAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS smurfER HAHAHAHAH he has a chinchilla on his head. guyliner and mascara. black sequined fingerless gloves and matching boots oh only in the eurovision. generic eurovision tumbling acrobats for no reason too, not bad israel, not bad at all. song is a bit trout but you're making me laugh so 5 points.
EDIT: DAT PYRO
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This Bulgaria effort isn't too bad.
I I do have a thing for her style of hair though. Shaved one side, long the other. Oh yes.
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nirvana t-shirt? yes kurt cobain was a noted fan of bulgarian pop music. she looks like one of the smurfing war boys from mad max. WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh look she's doing that light up outfit trout the UK tried last year. don't get the hype. 0 points bulgaria, not feeling it. it'll probably win but i don't give a smurf
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it's like if joseph gordon levitt and leonardo dicaprio had a baby
and dropped it on its head a couple of times i guess
0 points sweden go away.
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Why is this Swedish entry sound like he's from East London?
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hahahahahahahha look at this german girl! ANIME FINALLY REACHES THE EUROVISION! you look smurfing ridiculous, 4 points.
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Christ Germany.
She looks like a clicker from The Last of Us if it was done by Disney.
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french song is in french, objectively the worst language. 0 point... wait a minute what is this he's englishing now? i mean look the dude still looks like someone who sneaks into the women's bogs when they're empty and sniffs all the seats - i assume this is why he was elected as the representative of france - so 0 points all the same
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Ooh, I like this French number. Though considering they always sing in French (because they hate the English) I'm surprised at the chorus.
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Best voice of the night so far, Poland.
I just keep thinking he forgot to put his socks on.
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