There's another thing I can cross off the bucket list: Seen the Polish Russell Brand. 2 points.
There's another thing I can cross off the bucket list: Seen the Polish Russell Brand. 2 points.
"you are watching the eurovision song contest right now and so are 50 other countries"
i'm not a country you meatball munching moron shut your god damn yap
so far my scoring
netherlands - 6
israel - 5
germany - 4
hungary - 3
poland - 2
azerbaijan 1
i smurfing love the eurovision me
Don't pull the mic away from Corola, man. She'll scratch your eyes out.
oh smurf off australia. oh europe let us compete we're cool right NO I WANT EUROTRASH NOT BOGANS GTFO. earlier in the night i might've been all aboard the glittery sequin train but i've been desensitised due to prolonged exposure. sorry locky this is proper bobbins like. 0 points.
cyprus hahaha look at his little green beard hahahah all the points. BALD MAN WITH BEARD IN A SLEEVELESS CARDIE oh yesssssssss. rock music instant win. WOLF HOWL and SICK SHREDDING hahahaha oh man. 10 points cyprus viddy good.
serbia sounds like it could be the main theme of a bond movie. not a good bond movie mind, like one of the bad 70's or 80's ones and it'd be called something like The Spy With the Golden Feet or You Never Die Twice or something and the villain would be an angry turkish man throwing knife kebabs at bond and tl;dr 0 points.
with all the money this lithuanian boy spent on his dweeby haircut, snazzy white jacket and slammin' green kicks, you'd think he'd spare a bit of change to have those abominations of eyebrows threaded or some trout 0 points for you smurfboy.
Wow. Croatia lady looks like she's attending a Japanese prom whilst preparing for a major battle.
hahahaha oh man at first i thought croatia were sending eurovision's first tumblr SJW but nope instead it's the androgynous villain of an 80's sci-fi epic called EMPEROR FLASH or something hahaha. and the mothersmurfing nazgul doing the backing dancing too well done you can have a point or two
ONE WINGED ANGEL
edit: oh now he has another. well you just lost points there russia
christ look at this trout. russia wants that eurovision title bad.
like anywhere else this spain trout would be ridiculous and you'd laugh your arse off at her but at the eurovision it's pretty tame really 0 points.
Haha, he could have secured the Eyes on Final Fantasy vote there!Originally Posted by Psychotic
p. sure this latvia entry uses the same instrumentals as the crash bandicoot soundtrack. thats about the only thing it has going for it though, this guy singing it is kinda lame. 0 points.
The guy has a great voice. It's just a shame they gave him a big, steaming turd of a song.
#cryforLatviaguy
a heartfelt and touching ballad from ukraine about the systematic oppression of the ethnic tatars under the stalinist regime. 0 points.
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