Basically all the countries that are trout scared of Russia are giving Ukraine 12 points.
Basically all the countries that are trout scared of Russia are giving Ukraine 12 points.
Ukraine again? Bloody setup, this is.
Yeah, Australia, we expect free blowjobs now.
The Ukraine entry was the musical equivalent of bowel surgery.
I called an Australia landslide as soon as the song finished.
*sigh* the Netherlands was so sure they'd place... well, somewhere.
"What would it mean to win this festival?"
"Uh.. *Brabble* nothing."
So many countries are making my list tonight.
That German lady looks like she should be in my sex dreams.
Breaking news: UEFA invite Australia as last-minute addition to Euro 2016
Apparently Australia wouldn't actually host Eurovision next year, they'd team up with a European country to do it. What sort of rubbish is that?
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
*country name* Dooozapan.
Also, Germany, 1 point. So sad.
hahahaha UK gives 12 points to georgia legit pleased with that one we smurfing rule, jog on europe