Eurovision 2016!

[Psychotic]

Basically all the countries that are trout scared of Russia are giving Ukraine 12 points.

[Aerith's Knight]

Ukraine again? Bloody setup, this is.

[Aerith's Knight]

Basically all the countries that are trout scared of Russia are giving Ukraine 12 points.

This, exactly.

[Aerith's Knight]

Yeah, Australia, we expect free blowjobs now.

[Bubba]

The Ukraine entry was the musical equivalent of bowel surgery.

I called an Australia landslide as soon as the song finished.

[Aerith's Knight]

*sigh* the Netherlands was so sure they'd place... well, somewhere.

"What would it mean to win this festival?"

"Uh.. *Brabble* nothing."

[Bubba]

And that's it! Congratulations Australia.

Danny the Octopus has spoken.

Thank you. Thank you.

[Aerith's Knight]

And that's it! Congratulations Australia.

Danny the Octopus has spoken.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can you predict Football matches as well? I mean, at least better than Manus.

[Aerith's Knight]

So many countries are making my list tonight.

[Aerith's Knight]

That German lady looks like she should be in my sex dreams.

[Psychotic]

And that's it! Congratulations Australia.

Danny the Octopus has spoken.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can you predict Football matches as well? I mean, at least better than Manus.

He really can't. See the football thread.

Australia's song was bad, Ukraine's song was bad, Sweden's song was bad, bad songs always win Eurovision. Apart from that time Lordi won, that was pretty genius.

[Aerith's Knight]

And that's it! Congratulations Australia.

Danny the Octopus has spoken.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can you predict Football matches as well? I mean, at least better than Manus.

He really can't. See the football thread.

Australia's song was bad, Ukraine's song was bad, Sweden's song was bad, bad songs always win Eurovision. Apart from that time Lordi won, that was pretty genius.

Maybe that's the reason no self-respecting singer joins this.

[charliepanayi]

Breaking news: UEFA invite Australia as last-minute addition to Euro 2016

Apparently Australia wouldn't actually host Eurovision next year, they'd team up with a European country to do it. What sort of rubbish is that?

[Aerith's Knight]

*country name* Dooozapan.

Also, Germany, 1 point. So sad.

[Psychotic]

hahahaha UK gives 12 points to georgia legit pleased with that one we smurfing rule, jog on europe