If Ukraine wins, Nexit.
Actually, just Nexit. We'll start our own EU with England and Germany. Maybe Belgium can join in. The part that isn't French.
If Ukraine wins, Nexit.
Actually, just Nexit. We'll start our own EU with England and Germany. Maybe Belgium can join in. The part that isn't French.
Dumbledore had a hand in this...
Smurfing cop-out.
so next year we're going to get a spate of songs calling russia a bucket of flaccid winkies.
Well done for making this competition troutter than it already was.
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haha uk top three lithuania, poland and bulgaria. Wonder who in the UK could've voted for those countries! Nigel Farage will have a field day with that.
This is why nobody cares about this festival. Timberlake was wrong. Awful songs win this festival, so they all make awful songs.
I care about it, it's great. The voting is irrelevant, it's all about the comedy songs. Lighten up old chap!
I tell a lie, it's fun to spot the political aspects in the voting. eg UK taking an ass kicking because of Brexit and Ukraine vs Russia and so on and so on.
Invade Luxembourg if you want to get votes I guess.
Nah man, you gotta love it. Love it all. Accept that as a (non-scandinavian) western nation your country will never win and that something bad will always win. Just live for the eurotrash and cheese. I love Eurovision and always will
This is what we should've done to begin with. Then Belgium rejoins the fold so we can play the European cup as well. Then we take Spain, to pay back for the war, and France for backstabbing us in another way. Then we take Scandanavia, and Denmark, who would've been subjugated anyway if not for us in 1800. Then we pay a nice visit across the canal.
hahahahaHAHAHAH AH AH AHAHAH AH HAH
..Time to prepare.
I think this about sums it up:
https://twitter.com/ElizSimins/statu...15372114165760
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Well, fellas, this was.. uh.. horrible. But glad I could join the end. On to the next House Cup, I mean contest, yes.
Now it's time to drink myself unconscious trying to make sense of it all.