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    Default Terrible life advice from Final Fantasy

    Let's face it: Final Fantasy has offered us some shockingly bad guidance and role models over the years. What's some of your favourite bad advice?

    The bartender in FFVIII told me to "drink till you see an aurora!"

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    An aurora of vomit?
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Attack while the tail is up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Attack while the tail is up!
    lol, i love this one, because there's such a long pause between when Barret says that and when he tells you the consequences of doing so that most people attack while the tails up before Barret can finish his sentence...

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    FF III : Naming your child ' Onion Knight ' is a good idea. It's not.

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    Grabbing a girl who is barely even a friend of your's ass is a-okay.

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    Most of what Laguna said.

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    Do the Meteo!

    I don't know how to do the Meteo

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    I always find absurd gameplay mechanics amusing:

    1) A great way to get rare and useful stuff is through gambling.

    2) You can stop a train with wrestling moves.

    3) Painting a quick oil sketch can defeat your foes.

    4) Any ability that randomly deals damage to friends and foes alike is sound military strategy.

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