Favourite FF Villain Quotes

[Midgar Mist]

Since replaying FF9 I've discovered what great lines Kuja gets:

"I shall make you pillars for my castle"

"Garland, bitten by his own dog"

"It wouldve been better if I didn't have to deal with that vermin and the ugly elephant lady"

He's just so pithy.

And it goes without saying that Kefka gets great lines, my favourite line is:

"You all sound like pages from a self help novel!"

So please share your favourite villain quotes, whether they are funny or dramatic it makes no difference!

Over to you.....

[Sephiroth]

I will never be a memory.
You are just a puppet. You have no heart and you cannot feel any pain.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion.
Only death awaits you all.

Sephiroth

Pitiful mortals, your hope ends here and your meaningless existence with it!
I will take you under my wings. (FFX-2 Sphere)

Seymour Guado

I disguised myself as a twig waiting for the exact moment!

Exdeath

Ahem, there's sand on my boots!
Edgar you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?! These recon jobs are pits!

Kefka Palazzo

History begins anew.

Vayne Cardias Solidor

[Forsaken Lover]

"I am fal'Cie. My name is Barthandelus; voice of the Sanctum, and Lord-Sovereign of the Cocoon fal'Cie. Your kind feared the darkness, so we gave you light. You begged us for the Purge, and did it not come to pass? Now you spurn our counsel? You must learn your place!"
~Barthandelus (obviously)

[Bubba]

"Hahahahahaha!"

[Shauna]

"Hahahahahaha!"

Tidus is pretty evil.

[Ayen]

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

"The end comes...beyond chaos."

[Forsaken Lover]

"Yet without power, what future can you claim? What good a kingdom you cannot defend?" ~Gabranth