So, you're eating out at a restaurant. You order something that seems nice. Then, you get round to eating it, and discover it's a steaming pile of smurfing grossness.

Or, maybe you're round a friend's house, and they've cooked dinner for you. But it's BAD. Really, really bad. And you can't bring yourself to tell them, because they told you they worked really hard on it. Or maybe you just come out and tell them that it's pure garbage fit only for woodlice. Oh, look, they're breaking down in tears. See what you've done, you meanie?

Tell me your stories about bad culinary experiences. I feed on the negativity of others.