View Poll Results: A vampire is at your door, wat do?

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  • Invite him in for some tea

    3 15.00%
  • Just stand there and stare because he can't come in unless I say so anyway

    5 25.00%
  • Ask if he's accepted the Lord as his saviour

    2 10.00%
  • Beg to be turned in to a vampire. You've heard they have a good night social life

    4 20.00%
  • Poke him with a stick

    2 10.00%
  • Kill him with the stake I conveniently had next to the door

    2 10.00%
  • Take a picture and post it to social media

    1 5.00%
  • Go back to bed

    6 30.00%
  • Hug him

    4 20.00%
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    Pinkasaurus Rex Cid's Knight Pumpkin's Avatar
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    What do you do? Choose wisely.

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     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
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    Big question here, if vampires don't have a reflection, can a picture be taken of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Big question here, if vampires don't have a reflection, can a picture be taken of them?
    Yeah, I gotta know this.

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    I guess you'll find out when you take the picture

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    I thought about taking the picture, but I didn't want to chance it not developing on the film, so I killed him instead.

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    We played 60 games of Battle Mode on Super Mario Kart and it was awesome.

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    If it's this vampire...well, my answer should be fairly obvious.

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    mfw you post

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    I take up a Phoenix Wright pose, pointing at the supposed vampire, and loudly proclaim "Vampires do not exist!"

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    Come on in and let's play some Jenga.

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    I went back to bed. Aint no one got time for that.

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    Invite him in for tea, of course! That's tea as in tea, not tea, because I'd rather make him tea than be his tea.
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    Go back to bed, lol.

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    Mock him as he stands there, because he can't get in unless I say so. And from then on, never go outside after dark ever again. Can't get me during the daytime, (blood)sucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    Mock him as he stands there, because he can't get in unless I say so. And from then on, never go outside after dark ever again. Can't get me during the daytime, (blood)sucker.
    If these are the vamps that can hypnotize you then they can force you to invite them in. Best bet is to shut the door.

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    Think to myself that I've stumbled onto the set of a Twilight inspired gay porn scenario.


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