A vampire is at your door...

[Madame Adequate]

Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.

[Madame Adequate]

I thought about taking the picture, but I didn't want to chance it not developing on the film, so I killed him instead.

Vampires would show up on digital cameras. The reason they were thought not to appear in traditional photographs is because pre-digital cameras used mirrors to function.

[Ayen]

Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.

Living forever and slowly losing your mind while everything you know falls and is replaced and you're all that's left when the world ends, I'd imagine.

[Pumpkin]

Or until Buffy shows up and stakes you through the heart

[Ayen]

Or until Buffy shows up and stakes you through the heart

Depending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.

Buffy doesn't beat around bush.

Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.

[Vermachtnis]

I'd kill him and collect the XP and loot.

[Forsaken Lover]

Or until Buffy shows up and stakes you through the heart

Depending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.

Buffy doesn't beat around bush.

Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.

BufyxFaith was canon.

Also if the vampire is Louis, I invite him in and write a book about him. I also am smart enough to actually LISTEN to what he says. Do you guys remember how Interview ended? The dude listening to Louis' huge smurfed-up story was like "that was...AWESOME!"

Seriously, how smurfing stupid can you get.

[Wolf Kanno]

Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...

[Fynn]

*poke*

[Forsaken Lover]

Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...

Mormon: I brought a PSVita, can I come in?

[fat_moogle]

Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...

The irony of the Jehova giving blood to the vampire.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Think to myself that I've stumbled onto the set of a Twilight inspired gay porn scenario.

Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?

I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...

[Fynn]

Think to myself that I've stumbled onto the set of a Twilight inspired gay porn scenario.

Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?

I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...

why am i not surprised

[Ayen]

Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...

If another JW ever knock on my door I'm stealing the 3DS line.

Think to myself that I've stumbled onto the set of a Twilight inspired gay porn scenario.

Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?

I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...

Picture thread now!

[Depression Moon]

Vampire: Good Evening!

: What do you want?

Vampire: I want to come in!

: Did you bring a pizza?

Vampire: No...

: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?

Vampire: Um... no...

:Then what are you good for?

Vampire: I can make you immortal!

:Will I have to talk to people ever again?

Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...

:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?

Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!

:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?

Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.

Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?

: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?

JW: No.

Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?

JW: Um... No...

*shuts door*

JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?

Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...

10 minutes after I read this, a Jehova's Witness knocked on my door.