why am i not surprisedOriginally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?
Invite him in for some tea
Just stand there and stare because he can't come in unless I say so anyway
Ask if he's accepted the Lord as his saviour
Beg to be turned in to a vampire. You've heard they have a good night social life
Poke him with a stick
Kill him with the stake I conveniently had next to the door
Take a picture and post it to social media
Go back to bed
Hug him
why am i not surprisedI do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?
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