You asked, so I will answer with the utmost seriousness. Pepsi tastes horrible. Scratch that, cola in general tastes horrible. Except regular Coca Cola. For some odd reason, regular Coca Cola is good. Give me any other cola and I will only force it down my throat to be polite. Coca Cola on the other hand is actually quite addictive. To the point where I drink more of it than I should.

And now I'm quickly gonna run to the store and buy some coke.