What is your zombie escape plan?
Okay so the zombie invasion happens.
...what then?
What do you do?
Do you have a zombie escape plan?
What in your household could be used as a weapon?
Are you gonna sit on the roof and snipe zombies from afar? Or run up to them with a hatchet a la Left 4 Dead?
Let's talk about it.
Escape? No no. I intend to capture one of the fiends and with the help of a bucket taped over its head to prevent it chomping on me I shall live out a perfectly happy life with my new undead bride.
There's an old fort maybe 15 miles from my home with high, thick stone walls and a self sustaining infrastructure. There's a place to grow crops and it is near miles of wooded environment where deer and rabbits and birds and stuff live for hunting. I'd go there.
Hide under some coats and hope everything just works itself out.
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Accept the new status quo. Hey, it worked in Space Dandy.
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This reminds me of a movie my dad was watching one day where it ends with the guy digging up his dead wife who is now a zombie and they make out. Most disgusting thing I've ever saw.Originally Posted by Psychotic
As for the OP... eh... have sex with as many survivors as I can before the zombies eat my brains.
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Ignite the wildfire that I've placed under my house and burn to death in green flames.
The best part about it would of course be getting to listen to Jack and Eugene on Radio AbelI'mCaptain BaschRunner 5!
Die
Cover my whole body with ground up herbs and first aid cans constantly spraying. I am now invincible.
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